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04-23-2008, 03:50 PM
“Blogging/ (Diamond-Snakes)”
- There is a good chance that blogging is an exercise in futility and impervious to reason. Is that why it is really lovely? Hmm. I don’t know (I just answered myself- furthering my crazy ration which was at 34 percent until I wrote that last sentence and now is back at a reasonable 100 percent. With that I am going to find some Pizza because I cannot live another day without pizza. It just is not fucking possible. I mean, I understand how good all this fucking food has been and everything but my body just needs it, it just does, its crying, in a corner, in a pink and brown striped room with 8 foot clowns spinning in circles around it right now as it pulls it’s (my body’s not mine) hair out, and the clowns as they are spinning, their mouths are wide open and drooling so much it is like they have rabies and they are mumbling over and over “you are covered in diamond snakes” except this one clown who is different from the rest, he is a small one with an axe and he is saying “under your skin are spiders and they are crawling through your arms and legs” and ALL I HAVE TO DO if i really want to make it stop is get a slice of goddamn pizza, so I have to go now, but whatevz. It’s all good.
I saw a Pizza Hut somewhere and that isn’t exactly what I was thinking but it isn’t California Pizza Kitchen (is that a real place even?) so it should be just fine. I love California don’;t get me wrong, it is the wild west and beautiful and I really love my friends there but they really should not be experimenting with pizza. It’s quite sad and like watching one of those movies where people are helpless in the ocean. Pizza is just not supposed to be there. Like Diamond-snakes should never NEVER be fed anything that grew from the earth like a vegetable or a root because (and I know you all know this and it is absolutely redundant to say) but it makes them turn into Moth Reptiles and I don’t even want to think about those things right now as I am just a little hungry is all. awesome post. 100 percent important shit in this one. yay me- advancing my life into new realms of refinement. Laters.
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- There is a good chance that blogging is an exercise in futility and impervious to reason. Is that why it is really lovely? Hmm. I don’t know (I just answered myself- furthering my crazy ration which was at 34 percent until I wrote that last sentence and now is back at a reasonable 100 percent. With that I am going to find some Pizza because I cannot live another day without pizza. It just is not fucking possible. I mean, I understand how good all this fucking food has been and everything but my body just needs it, it just does, its crying, in a corner, in a pink and brown striped room with 8 foot clowns spinning in circles around it right now as it pulls it’s (my body’s not mine) hair out, and the clowns as they are spinning, their mouths are wide open and drooling so much it is like they have rabies and they are mumbling over and over “you are covered in diamond snakes” except this one clown who is different from the rest, he is a small one with an axe and he is saying “under your skin are spiders and they are crawling through your arms and legs” and ALL I HAVE TO DO if i really want to make it stop is get a slice of goddamn pizza, so I have to go now, but whatevz. It’s all good.
I saw a Pizza Hut somewhere and that isn’t exactly what I was thinking but it isn’t California Pizza Kitchen (is that a real place even?) so it should be just fine. I love California don’;t get me wrong, it is the wild west and beautiful and I really love my friends there but they really should not be experimenting with pizza. It’s quite sad and like watching one of those movies where people are helpless in the ocean. Pizza is just not supposed to be there. Like Diamond-snakes should never NEVER be fed anything that grew from the earth like a vegetable or a root because (and I know you all know this and it is absolutely redundant to say) but it makes them turn into Moth Reptiles and I don’t even want to think about those things right now as I am just a little hungry is all. awesome post. 100 percent important shit in this one. yay me- advancing my life into new realms of refinement. Laters.
More... (http://www.dradamsfilms.com/post/32661602)