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03-14-2008, 09:00 PM
Dear Poetry,
I miss you
I would have more fun with you
but if I say something about loss
people will not automatically assume
that it means
i was going in a direction
towards people I knew
and not you, Poetry
but you and I know,
we know the truth Captain Poetry
we know that I write you
so that you can be words
turned into awesomeness shit
like pirate ships made out of rare crystals
and pirates with mirrored eyes
and with the ability to levitate
also
with special powers
like the ability to spray Fruit Loops (tm)
out of your long scary fingernails
because if you, Abraham Poetry
are going to have special powers
you would look stupid without badass cereal spray capabilites
as the evening goes in circles
round a gated feild
smeared with ragweed
and broken fences
oh shit that was not about pirate weirdness
anyway
Captain Abraham Alabaster Poetry
you sure are a silly bastard
and I will miss you
while somehow i become just like a human being
or an electric horse head
on a winding race track
of bubblicious hubbah hubbah
and
i never liked you anyway Poetry
you always kind of felt stupid
and spelling is really boring
and i am obviously not interested in art
just hot tubs
because
you know
all my poetry was about hot tubs and money marketing
so see you in the pit
poetry
you punk ass boa constrictor
also
if you ever become a real person, poetry
i bet your text capabilities are going to be wicked awesome
but you will never make it out of the gaming store
because you are a nerd, poetry
and i have always just been using you
to get to images.
later man
later
captain poetry*


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