New Releases

Please, you gotta help me. I managed to sneak my phone away while he wasn’t looking. I’ve been trapped at the Danny Brown concert for over a month. He won’t let me leave, he won’t let me eat, he won’t let me sleep. I begged Danny to let me see my family and he just laughed in my face and said “this next one is called ‘Steppa Pig’. Heh heh heh, like Peppa Pig, get it? Ain’t it funny?” There’s only 10 of us left, the hoes ... read more

Next album be like “After Further Consideration We Still Don’t Trust You” and the Fast and Furious-ification of the We Don’t Trust You series begins

Just three weeks after putting out We Don’t Trust You, Future and Metro Boomin are back with what is unfortunately a completely sludgy, overloaded hour-and-a-half snoozefest of an album that is We Still Don’t Trust You. I’ve mentioned before that I’m personally not a big fan of trap music, and 90% of ... read more

More like the Tortured Listeners Department

Ok, so I haven’t been the biggest Taylor fan. From the couple of songs I have heard beyond this album, it's been mixed, and I’ve also never been interested in or listened to a full Taylor album before. She’s just never been an artist I’ve wanted to listen to because I find her music to be extremely basic and unappealing. That being said, also never been a Taylor hater. Shake It Off is a guilty pleasure, that song bangs and ... read more