Kate Upton (NSFW)

**GoodSkanky** · 05-21-2012, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robotulism

No, I didn't have sex with Kate Upton. I was hanging out with some dudes who were telling me about "fap videos" I said if I were a dude, this would be mine, and I showed them the cat daddy video. And said I'd probably go gay for her.

I guess those are magic words.

Is "fap video" an actual term?!

**robotulism** · 05-21-2012, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodSkanky

Is "fap video" an actual term?!

I don't know. These dudes aren't linguists or anything. But yeah, they used that term. And showed me music videos they were fans of as teenagers. Christina Aguilera's Dirty, I think it was called. And some girl named sierra?

Anyway, watching the music videos I can't see how they were intended to be anything else. Fap video seems an appropriate term.

**JackStark211** · 05-22-2012, 12:30 PM

Her website:

http://kateupton.com/

**J_Bizness** · 05-23-2012, 02:41 PM

http://kateupton.tumblr.com/

I didn't know she was only 19.

**JackStark211** · 05-23-2012, 04:36 PM

Hell, either did I.

**lukin** · 05-24-2012, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J_Bizness

http://kateupton.tumblr.com/

I didn't know she was only 19.

What? Now I feel like a dirty old man.

**JackStark211** · 05-24-2012, 09:19 AM

Oh well.

**robotulism** · 05-24-2012, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukin

What? Now I feel like a dirty old man.

Yeah, me too. Icky.

Like when I watched titanic and lurved after Leo now, before he was too old for me. Now I watch that and I'm like, damn, that is one hot almost jailbait.

**JackStark211** · 05-24-2012, 12:15 PM

19 is legal.

**robotulism** · 05-24-2012, 03:47 PM

Jack stop underestimating us. We can count. I'm sure all of us know legal age.

Still, that's just young is all.

**hildegoat** · 05-24-2012, 03:49 PM

Born in 1992. I'm old.

**Sydneyfan** · 05-24-2012, 05:41 PM

You should all be ashamed

**JackStark211** · 05-24-2012, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sydneyfan

You should all be ashamed

**GoodSkanky** · 05-24-2012, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sydneyfan

You should all be ashamed

Not at all... I'm twice her age and she's still gittin' a spanky from the skanky.

**GoodSkanky** · 05-24-2012, 07:40 PM

err... what I meant was... I'm going to spank her little tushie and warn her that her dress and behavior are indecent and will attract an unwholesome pool of available suitors.

**Sydneyfan** · 05-24-2012, 08:23 PM

Woody Allen'd

**GoodSkanky** · 05-24-2012, 10:33 PM

**GILMORE104** · 05-24-2012, 11:35 PM

ping pong paddle.

Also, I'm just 24. I'll oggle all I want

**JackStark211** · 06-08-2012, 12:01 PM

**GoodSkanky** · 06-08-2012, 10:00 PM

I love that your signature is *immediately* below this... now I think Kate's about to drop ass.

**GILMORE104** · 06-09-2012, 12:45 AM

We'd be makin' guacamole all night long...

You Tube

**GILMORE104** · 06-09-2012, 12:45 AM

We'd be makin' guacamole all night long...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTIIt2WJbEs

**Tim Simmons** · 06-09-2012, 06:22 AM

The rudest

**JackStark211** · 06-09-2012, 11:03 AM

Perfect tits.

**ewok.online** · 06-09-2012, 12:14 PM

well i'm glad this is the first thread i looked at today.

05-22-2012, 12:30 PM	#53
JackStark211 The King Of The Cocklords Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 15,638	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) Her website: http://kateupton.com/ __________________ malicious fecal distribution

05-23-2012, 02:41 PM	#54
J_Bizness Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,226	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) http://kateupton.tumblr.com/ I didn't know she was only 19.

05-23-2012, 04:36 PM	#55
JackStark211 The King Of The Cocklords Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 15,638	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) Hell, either did I. __________________ malicious fecal distribution

05-24-2012, 09:19 AM	#57
JackStark211 The King Of The Cocklords Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 15,638	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) Oh well. __________________ malicious fecal distribution

05-24-2012, 12:15 PM	#59
JackStark211 The King Of The Cocklords Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 15,638	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) 19 is legal. __________________ malicious fecal distribution

05-24-2012, 03:49 PM	#61
hildegoat Hank Loves You. Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 17,991	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) Born in 1992. I'm old.

05-24-2012, 05:41 PM	#62
Sydneyfan Evil wimmin powers Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 35,272	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) You should all be ashamed

05-24-2012, 07:40 PM	#65
GoodSkanky Still Dreaming Wide Awake! Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6,968	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) err... what I meant was... I'm going to spank her little tushie and warn her that her dress and behavior are indecent and will attract an unwholesome pool of available suitors.

05-24-2012, 08:23 PM	#66
Sydneyfan Evil wimmin powers Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 35,272	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) Woody Allen'd

05-24-2012, 10:33 PM	#67
GoodSkanky Still Dreaming Wide Awake! Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6,968	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW)

05-24-2012, 11:35 PM	#68
GILMORE104 Moo Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,543	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) ping pong paddle. Also, I'm just 24. I'll oggle all I want __________________ Dear Impossible...

06-08-2012, 12:01 PM	#69
JackStark211 The King Of The Cocklords Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 15,638	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) __________________ malicious fecal distribution

06-08-2012, 10:00 PM	#70
GoodSkanky Still Dreaming Wide Awake! Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6,968	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) I love that your signature is immediately below this... now I think Kate's about to drop ass.

06-09-2012, 06:22 AM	#73
Tim Simmons Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 15,306	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) The rudest

06-09-2012, 11:03 AM	#74
JackStark211 The King Of The Cocklords Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 15,638	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) Perfect tits. __________________ malicious fecal distribution

06-09-2012, 12:14 PM	#75
ewok.online CATHERINE Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 15,702	Re: Kate Upton (NSFW) well i'm glad this is the first thread i looked at today. __________________ Ewok Tunes. Faith restored, stay out of the fucking canyon, climb down from the goddamn plateau.

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